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Poor Farmer? - sheer negligee

A Georgia farmer was selling his peaches door to door. She called a door and a beautiful 40-something woman wearing a negligee very simple, opening the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked: "Would you peaches?"

He pulled the dress aside and asked: "Are they as strong as?"

He shakes his head and said: "Yes, madam, and a small tear trickled from her eyes.

Then he took the other side of his cloak, asked: "Are they Nice and pink like this?

The farmer replied: "Yes" and another tear came from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned her dress and asked, "Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He said: "Yes," and began to cry.

The lady asked, "Why the hell are you crying?"

Drying her eyes, said: "The drought got my corn, soybeans, I leveled my flood, a tornado my barn and now I'm go fuckMy peaches. "